Monday, June 23, 2014

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What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two. - Jarod Kintz

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. - Amit Kalantri

Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bunt cake, do you? - T.J. Klune

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch. - Lili St. Crow

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Marriage betting someone half your